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Transcendence: Movie Review

In the near future in San Francisco area, scientists are playing with the idea of singularity and nanotechnology. Johnny Depp stars as this scientist on the cusp of linking humanity and computers. Not everyone likes this idea, and some cyber terrorists shoot him with radioactive bullets. He doesn’t quite die, but his wife decides the…

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Movie Review: Oculus or Ocul-ASS?

I like a good scare pic, and I think Oculus had high aspirations. You could tell the director wanted it to be all artistical and shit. Kaylie and her brother Tim were children when a spooooky mirror got the small boy to shoot his father. The spooooky mirror possesses people’s minds and gets them to…

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MUPPETS MOST WANTED: Kind of Awesome

I don’t watch childrens’ movies, but Tina Fey with The Muppets sounded too good to resist, so I sheepishly bought a ticket for 1 to see the movie. Will people think I’m creepy? Some 36 year old gay guy alone at Muppets Most Wanted might freak some people out, I thought. Thankfully, there was no…

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“Captain America 2″ Movie Review + LIGHTNING ROUND

Don’t ever complain that I don’t give good service here at Impossibly Glamorous—today I give you a review of Captain America as well as a lightning round with short reviews of four (count ‘em) FOUR other movies: Grand Budapest Hotel, Non-Stop, 300: Rise of an Empire and Bad Words. Captain America: The Winter Soldier Chris…

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Movie Review: Noah

  I’m not sure what movie I just watched, but I don’t think it was about Noah’s Arc. Darren Aronofsky of Black Swan fame took on this Biblical epic to mixed success. It was at times surreal and thought-provoking, but I don’t sign off and recommend this movie. It was all just kind of weird,…

Time Is Running Out!!!!!

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Win a Signed Copy of My Book!!!!

Listen to this Podcast of the Kong Show for your chance to win a signed copy of my book IMPOSSIBLY GLAMOROUS! DJ Kong and I talk about the American celebrities we met in Japan such as Stevie Wonder, Olivia Newton-John, Ne-Yo and the Pussycat Dolls. Also, we discuss serious topics such as gay teen suicide,…

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POMPEII Movie Review: Why Are the Roman Slaves So HUNKY?

I had been looking forward to Pompeii 3-D, since I’ll visit the ruins in Italy someday. Pompeii’s archaeological findings allow people to peek into Roman daily life, with many fascinating relics preserved millenia under a volcanic cascade that covered the city with 4 meters of ash and pumice in 79 AD. I really wanted an earnest…