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Bye Bye, Chelsea

Though I hope she’s moving to Netflix, Chelsea is ending her show! I went to see her live in LA when Ross was on the round table, took my picture with Chuy and she even sent me this photo when I gave her a copy of my book (see pics below)! Good luck, Chelsea (and…

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X-MEN: Richard Nixon Looks Really WEIRD

There’s a moment when Magneto circa 1974 flies an entire baseball stadium (presumably the Baltimore Orioles, I don’t think Washington DC had a team at that time), and smashes it around the White House which is hosting a bunch of reporters and President Richard Nixon. The actor looks only slightly like the historical Nixon; in…

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Neighbors: Hysterical, Bro

I think Neighbors will be remembered as the high point of Seth Rogen’s career – I was scared to watch this, since I was afraid all the funny parts were in the trailer. I was pleasantly surprised to be laughing out loud, especially at some of the throw away one-liners by Sydney-born actress Rose Byrne…

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ELEGANZA Realness Review!

Special thanks to Merrick’s Literature Review for taking the time to serve eleganza, House of Dereon, Coco Chanel-level fabulosity in his review of my book Impossibly Glamorous! Check his blog HERE! Support Impossibly Glamorous! You can do so by purchasing my book Impossibly Glamorous in paperback or digital. Find it at your local independent bookstore,…

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Transcendence: Movie Review

In the near future in San Francisco area, scientists are playing with the idea of singularity and nanotechnology. Johnny Depp stars as this scientist on the cusp of linking humanity and computers. Not everyone likes this idea, and some cyber terrorists shoot him with radioactive bullets. He doesn’t quite die, but his wife decides the…

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Movie Review: Oculus or Ocul-ASS?

I like a good scare pic, and I think Oculus had high aspirations. You could tell the director wanted it to be all artistical and shit. Kaylie and her brother Tim were children when a spooooky mirror got the small boy to shoot his father. The spooooky mirror possesses people’s minds and gets them to…

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MUPPETS MOST WANTED: Kind of Awesome

I don’t watch childrens’ movies, but Tina Fey with The Muppets sounded too good to resist, so I sheepishly bought a ticket for 1 to see the movie. Will people think I’m creepy? Some 36 year old gay guy alone at Muppets Most Wanted might freak some people out, I thought. Thankfully, there was no…

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“Captain America 2″ Movie Review + LIGHTNING ROUND

Don’t ever complain that I don’t give good service here at Impossibly Glamorous—today I give you a review of Captain America as well as a lightning round with short reviews of four (count ‘em) FOUR other movies: Grand Budapest Hotel, Non-Stop, 300: Rise of an Empire and Bad Words. Captain America: The Winter Soldier Chris…

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Movie Review: Noah

  I’m not sure what movie I just watched, but I don’t think it was about Noah’s Arc. Darren Aronofsky of Black Swan fame took on this Biblical epic to mixed success. It was at times surreal and thought-provoking, but I don’t sign off and recommend this movie. It was all just kind of weird,…