Sometimes I take a look at the good news sites, because I think there is too much doom and gloom news out there. The economy is tanking, the environment is in the toilet, and look! Some British banker type told The Guardian today, “This is the most serious financial crisis at least since the 1930s, if not ever.” Over yonder I see the Horseman of the Apocalypse and the Whore of Babylon in the distance. But I want to hear about cheetah kittens. YES, KITTEHS!!
Who cares about doom and gloom when you can look and ADORABLE BIG LOLCATS! YASSS!! Well, as you might or might not know, cheetahs are endangered. This brings pain and suffering to Cheetarah of the Thundercats. Anyway, 8 cheetah kittehs were just born in a conservation in South Africa. This is a really big deal. Have a look at the AP report below (or here).
I like how the newscaster says, “This mother cheetah’s frail appearance shows the toll birth has taken on her body.” NO SHIT SHERLOCK! She’s fucking Octo-Cheetah. The cheetah is tired as fuck! She needs a Purple Heart or medallion or something.
The video has another NO SHIT SHERLOCK (NSS?) when the cheetah rancher enlightens us that, “It enlarges the number of cheetahs that we have in South Africa.” And thanks to this video, I have found my career. I NEED TO BE A CHEETAH RANCHER. The cheetahs are so fuzzy and cuddly. You could just hug them like big Beanie Babies all day. Until they eat you.
Image via Zooborns.
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