Chris Kelly of Kriss Kross Has Died

I just can’t. I saw Amy Winehouse comin’. We see Lindsay Lohan comin’. But fuckin’ Kriss Kross has died. This hurts especially bad, because I so did inverted fashion of Kriss Kross in my Kansas City Royals jersey my grandfather bought me. Rest in Peace and God bless Chris Kelly… read the details on Dlisted, TMZ or anywhere. I may never wiggle and shake my rump again.

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