REVIEW of “Riddick: Rule the Dark”

I had forgotten about Riddick. I heard a new RIDDICK was out, and I was like, “Riddick? From the ’90s? Did EN VOGUE sing the theme song?” We are going conclusion first today: I’d sign off on this as a cool movie, but it could be slightly offensive to minorities and lesbians. I’m sure the…

Madonna Snatches Elton John’s Wig @ Golden Globes

I suspect Elton John has had it in for Madonna since she swept onto the scene in the early ’80s and banished Elton John, Blondie, Stevie Nicks and all those other coked up ’70s acts to the Island of Irrelevancy. Sure we have heard from them occasionally over the years — a Broadway show here a…

STFU Award: Victoria Jackson Has Lost Her Mind

I only vaguely remembered Victoria Jackson from early ’90s “Saturday Night Live” playing Michael Jackson’s vapid wife Debbie Rowe (Yum yum, give me some). When Dana Carvey’s and Mike Myers’ careers took off after that era, she disappeared into the “Where are they now?” ether. She has reemerged as a vapid Republican pundit on her…

Friday STFU Award: Representative Boner

OK, I wanted to be all positive and kumbaya on my site, but this just fucking gets me so riled up. The US rating has been DOWNGRADED. S&P fucking downgraded the US Government to the same level as like Zaire, which means the US government bonds are worth like 2 twinkies and Support Impossibly Glamorous!…