WORD! Troll Patrol: My Gallant British Adonis!

In Troll Patrol I introduce comments of great enlightenment or abusrdity on the great social equalizer known as the Internet. So when searching about an online dating application that is TOTALLY NOT Grindr, I came across this British adonis whose description was the solitary line: “Try not to be a tosser, and the rest is…

WORD! Troll Patrol: Beyoncé vs. Some Belgian Heffa

This has not been Beyoncé’s week. People accused her of faking her pregnancy  — at least wearing a baby bump “enhancer” — to draw more attention to Carter-Knowles Jr. Possibly the more damning news is that a performer has once again accused Bey of stealing Support Impossibly Glamorous! You can do so by purchasing my book…

WORD! Troll Patrol: Taking the Piss as They Say

In Troll Patrol, I bring you comments of marvelous insight or ignorance posted on the great anonymous equalizer known as the Internets. I found a funny comment on the Guardian online. It pokes fun at the Imperialist mindset of the old UK Empire: “There’s nothing more self-promoting and grandiose than sailing around the globe, sticking…

WORD! Troll Patrol: Make Your Own Michael Kors Quote

In Troll Patrol, I bring you comments of great insight or ignorance posted on the great anonymous equalizer known as the Internets. This time I introduce to you, “Make Your Own Michael Kors Quote,” a Facebook Group that I started and is free for everyone to join. Basically, this began because a friend and I noticed…

Troll Patrol: Downgrade This, Mothafucka!!

OK, I graduated with my Master’s in the worthless toilet paper of a degree great and scholarly venture known as Asian Studies so I am still learning basic econ. I have been scouring the papers extra hard to learn what the Standard and Poor’s downgrade does. So we are downgraded from AAA to AA+? I…