Troll Patrol: Downgrade This, Mothafucka!!

OK, I graduated with my Master’s in the worthless toilet paper of a degree great and scholarly venture known as Asian Studies so I am still learning basic econ. I have been scouring the papers extra hard to learn what the Standard and Poor’s downgrade does. So we are downgraded from AAA to AA+? I…

I.G. Advice: Bridezilla Collision Course

Dear Charles, My dear best friend is getting married in June, and I have some issues.  First, she has rather cruelly opted to dress us bridesmaids in a mauve number with sheer sections on the side, and somehow this frock looks like it is from the Civil War Era (I know sheer doesn’t exactly sound…

I.G. Advice: Bridezilla Takes On to be Mother-in-Law

Dear Charles, I held my tongue when my to be daughter-in-law requested seven brides maids.  I bit my lip when she mentioned ice sculptures.   But my future daughter-in-law has made a request that just goes too far.  The bone of contention is Support Impossibly Glamorous! You can do so by purchasing my book Impossibly…