I.G. Advice: My Boyfriend is a TP Buffoon

My Dearest Sweet King, My boyfriend and I have been living together for about a year.  My one pet peeve with him has been the toilet paper roll – he never changes it, and if we run out of toilet paper he never goes out to buy new rolls.  I often run to the bathroom…

I.G. Advice: He Don’t Know How to Act

Hey Charles, My friend and I are amateur DJs, and we sometimes meet at a  club where we play music together.  The problem is he  speaks a little English, but only uses expletives which he yells out.  It’s OK when we’re in Japanese Clubs, but I can’t take him to other places like the Tokyo…

I.G. Advice: Diva – Tude in Spades

Dear King C,  What is with gay guys and all their divas?  I work at the GAP in the mall, and every time that damn Mariah Carey Christmas song comes on, it becomes this Vogue Fiesta.  And then they get into arguments.  One gay guy practically came to blows with another one because he was…

I.G. Advice: The Emotion Behind the Emoticon

Hey Charles- I have a question!  My BFF can’t seem to make a complete sentence without using an emoticon.  I will leave the occasional happy face, but sometimes she uses emoticons in a way that vexes me.  For example, I had to leave a party early last weekend before she arrived, and she wrote, “Thanks…