Possibly you wonder where I’ve been lately. Or maybe you don’t give a shit, but I’mma tell you anyway. So Impossibly Glamorous Studios spends way too much time online is always on the lookout for new talent. And while drinking Campari Orange cocktails in Kyoto, Japan I was served by Yukari the “Translation Geisha.” Well I became her patron and now she writes a blog for me translating Japanese Tweets into English. Silicon Valley is all abuzz about the TRANSLATION GEISHA! Now go visit her at her online shrine HERE.